From the category archives:

Sending It Up

Sending It Up to Ron Darling

by Backpageman on April 14, 2009

Ron Darling is amazing. He went to Yale, where he double-majored in French and Southeast Asian history. He is fluent in both Chinese and French. He can sell a checking account like nobody’s business. (”I guess you could say it’s the complete package, kind of like me.”) ¬†Yet, despite this high-powered intellect, who did he marry? A FoxSports make-up artist. Eff the Elites, Ron. Backpageman sends it up to you.


Sending It Up to Anticipation

by Backpageman on November 13, 2008

Every once in a while, we learn of something so big, so exciting that the very anticipation can be too much to bear. Think Harry Potter, Star Wars, the 6th Grade Roller Skating Party.
Well, today we learned of something just like that: Mike Piazza is writing (though more likely he’s “writing”) a tell-all autobiography. Will he talk about how his father made him break rocks to learn the value of hard work? Will he talk about the cleansing power of flaxseed oil? Will he explain why just putting the tip in doesn’t make you gay? The world waits…

Story here…


Sending It Up to Bill Belichick

by Backpageman on November 13, 2008

This man knows just what to wear. Who cares that millions are watching. He’s gonna wear whatever the eff he wants, like this ratty, sloppy sweatshirt and “wind” pants. Backpageman sends it up to you, Coach.


Sending It Up To Shea Trashbags

by Backpageman on September 22, 2008

As New York, and the Media Elites across the country, wrap up their loving goodbye to The Stadium, it’s time to begin the Walk of Shame that will be the farewell to Shea. And what better way than by celebrating the Mets’ answer to Jeter Girls, Shea Trashbags. The most amazing part. It took over 9 minutes for security to break this up. Yet when Backpageman was Backpageboy, and we’d sneak into the oranges for the last inning of a 9-2 Met loss, those cranky old ushers would be on us in seconds.


Sending It Up to Getting Back Out There

by Backpageman on September 20, 2008

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Sending It Up to Killer Kowalski

by Backpageman on September 4, 2008

The great grappler has gone to the ring in the sky! Via the Times

“Walter (Killer) Kowalski, one of professional wrestling


Sending It Up to Copywriters

by Backpageman on September 2, 2008

Last week during the Democratic Convention, Joe Biden, the senator of Scranton, Pennsylvania and perhaps the world’s only satisfied Amtrak customer, said this:


Sending It Up to Sending It Up

by Backpageman on September 1, 2008

Even the humorless, colorless, and, most of all, Godless NY Times can’t resist showing the world how good it feels to Send It Up. This picture lead the Sunday Sports section. Note how the Marlins catcher — Is that Mr. Misty May Treanor? — is admiring Carlos Uno’s finger work.


Sending it up to Golden Krust

by Backpageman on August 26, 2008

Maybe Tiki was suffering from too much Chinese food — and not enough Golden Krust — or maybe it was just Tiki being Tiki, but apparently he, or was it Ronde, called his co-host the c-word.


Sending It Up to Chris “Mad Dog” Russo (1988-2008)

by Backpageman on August 25, 2008

With Mad Dog being relegated to an obscure death, I mean Sirius Satellite Radio, we celebrate the Dog, who, while often a non-sensical hater, was never nearly as big a d-bag as Francesa.
Last Segment Here. The Tears Start at 3:40.


Mister Mister indeed