Opening Day!

Well, Heroes. After a false start, a near-technical meltdown and a fruitless Grapefruit season, baseball — and the Backpage — season is finally here. For those who made your guesses over the past few weeks, Backpageman apologizes. It’s a clean slate now. And he has a closet full of turbans ready to be awarded. So, let’s stretttttttttttttttch em out and get started…