Sending It Up to Ron Darling

Ron Darling is amazing. He went to Yale, where he double-majored in French and Southeast Asian history. He is fluent in both Chinese and French. He can sell a checking account like nobody’s business. (”I guess you could say it’s the complete package, kind of like me.”)  Yet, despite this high-powered intellect, who did he marry? A FoxSports make-up artist. Eff the Elites, Ron. Backpageman sends it up to you.