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And Your Backpages: November 8, 2008

by Backpageman on November 8, 2008

Backpageman never thought he’d be so happy to see Jeter. If only he brought some normalcy. I guess all this Backpage madness — and all this basketball — is getting to me. Here they are… Your Backpages…

And for all you Backpage historians who are scratching your heads and saying, didn’t the Post just do BREAK ‘EM UP again. They sure did. On July 14 of this year. While we appreciate the sarcasm, would a little creativity kill you?


And Your Backpages: July 14, 2008.

by Backpageman on July 14, 2008

It’s game on once more at In a bit of a shocker, the Big Three all resisted a pun on Nine, as in the Mets nine-game winning streak. As Senior Backpageologist Fedora pointed out, it was high time for the ever-popular CLOUD NINE. It wasn’t meant to be. Honors to Newsday for the somewhat lame BREAK DANCE. Guess the real Backpage writers were off for the day, cranking their Billy Joel mix tapes at Field 3 of Robert Moses.

No Swamis, and nothing even close from the Heroes. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em Heroes. Break time is over.


Backpages are fickle bitches, ain't they?