jeremy shockey

Backpageman sends it up to Jeremy Shockey, who quite possibly has the greatest, freedom-lovingest tattoos in the history of sports. Don’t even try and tell me that when you see that glorious eagle clutching a football, or a clipboard on the sideline, you don’t feel like saluting. There she is, Heroes. Tip your Swami Turban as she soars.

It is a very sad day for bad tattoos in New York. Jeremy Shockey was traded to Chocolate City, USA. Backpage honors to the News for finding the perfect picture to go with the expected Saint pun. Proverbial slap on the can to the Fedora for SAINT SHOCKEY and Arnold S. for what Backpageman thought was a sure winner, SHOCKER. Put on your skinny jeans and smile, Heroes. Here come your Backpages.