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Your Backpages: April 14, 2009

by Backpageman on April 14, 2009

Is there anything more delicious than a blundering Metropolitan loss on a big night? Inspired work from the Troika.


And Your Backpages: September 26, 2008

by Backpageman on September 27, 2008

Bad night in Metville last night. The Big Pelf came up small, the bullpen was the bullpen, and the bats took the night off. But, as the Rising Swami correctly pointed out, the Backpage game must go on. And once again, the G.O.A.T turned Met misery into Backpage glory for his 12th Swami Turban with SOS!. Nice work, Tom. Here they are, three inches taller than their North Korean counterparts… Your Backpages….


And Your Backpages: September 17, 2008

by Backpageman on September 17, 2008

Despite Backpageman’s YA GOTTA BELIEVE post yesterday, the Mets — and the Backpages — gave us more reasons to BEREAVE. The Heroes knew the Troika would come with a torrent of negativity, and they were ready with a torrent of their own…NATIONAL DISASTER. SECOND BESTED. HITLESS BLUNDERS. CHOKES ON YOU. And, my favorite, TAT’S A SHAME. But nothing stuck. They believe our fundamentals are strong… Your Backpages…


10 Reasons to Believe

by Backpageman on September 16, 2008

If you look hard enough, the Backpages will tell you exactly what you want to hear. Here are 10 reasons why the 2008 Mets are not the 2007 Mets…

1. Johan’s Here

2. Willie Always Believed In His Guys

3. Jerry Knows Which Ones Stink

4. Carlos Dos Is Back

5. Glav Is Not

6. David Wright Is Still David Wright

7. Mike Pelfrey Is Now Big Pelf

8. The Luck of the Irish Is On Their Side

9. No Sosa. No Mota. No Wags.*

10. Did I Mention Johan?

*Backpageman is choosing not to remember Heilman, Sanchez, Ayala et al…


And Your Backpages: August 21, 2008

by Backpageman on August 21, 2008

As a Ph.D in Backpageology, there are not too many mornings when Backpageman is truly surprised by the Backpages. Today is one of those mornings. An admiring tip of the Swami turban to the Post for not only the slightly lascivious HAPPY ENDING Backpage but a picture of Mike Pelfrey getting spanked. Hey now. Also, please note that just as A-Rod = all things bad in Yankeeland, Jeter = all things good. And, yes, Jeter has totally got an Edge. Thank you , Sir, may I have another… Backpage.


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